GOOOAAAALLLL!!!!
By marcus on Jun 24, 2010 | In MLS | Send feedback »
Oh. My. God!!!! Ok, let me tell you how my night went before I woke up the next morning to watch USA vs Algeria. First, I had to work and was not feeling good at all. Before I closed up my friend called me up to play some beer pong and play some soccer on the X-box 360. Of course I never pass up on beer and especially beer pong. So after kicking everyone's ass and going undefeated we decide to play some soccer. Yes, I was USA and my friend( who I call bitch go get me my beer) was Algeria. You have to understand bitch go get me my beer does not like to lose and after losing to many games to me at beer pong was not a good idea for him to start playing me on the xbox. So this is how it begins: First game I beat him 4 to 0. Second game I again beat him 5 to 0. Third game I am laughing and almost pissing my pants from all the beer and beat him 9 to 2(funny thing he was happy that he even scored) Fourth game, which is now getting pretty annoying because all im doing is kicking his ass at this soccer game and the score you ask? 17 to 1. I finally tell him that im done kicking your ass at this game and every other game. Do you think he gave up? Did he say ok marcus, good game? Or do you think he just passed out in the middle of the game? Hahahaha nope! Bitch go get me a drink wanted to play one more game but first play more beer pong. So, of course I end up playing more beer pong and still managed to win and rub it in his face. Ok now think about this, its 3 a.m, im drunk, feeling tired, and tired of beating bitch go get me my drink at everything, but crazy ass still wants to play that one last game of soccer. Of course I never back down from a challange so I agree to it. This time he actually makes it a challange. He's beating me by 2 points and he's happy as mexican midget running around a wrestling ring. Now after him jumping up and down five minutes I end scoring 2 points less than 3 minutes and he is not happy about this at all. This pretty much tells me how this game is going to end. The last 2 minutes of the video game he attempts to score a goal but does not happen. So this is where the night pretty much ended for me. I score the last goal with 30seconds left, he gets up from the chair goes to his xbox, picks it up and throws it off the balcony, then tells me good game and good night Champ! LOL! God I never laughed so hard, needless to say I ended up fixing that xbox because he was drunk and didn't remember what happened and because im a good friend. Anyways, waking up four hours later was probably not the best idea to do since I had been out drinking and went to bed around 4. So im the couch watching the awesome game, wishing USA would just score so I can go back to bed. There was about four time they got soooooo close to scoring and me still wishing i was in bed but couldn't miss a moment in this game. I honestly can say that the refs are trying to screw us in winning a game. Well I can say that watching this game made me some how feel better cause I was on the edge of my seat when it came down to the final minutes. I was litterally yelling at my tv and telling USA to hurry up and score and when that final minute where they went down the field this is all I kept saying " come on, come on, come on, yes, yes, yes, omg, omg, OMG, OMG, OMG GOALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!! YOUR THE SHIT DONOVAN! Now the funny part about this is my Step-dads girlfriend was right behind me the whole time in shock because I was yelling and jumping up and down. She has never seen me like that and couldn't help but laugh, but come on you would of done the same if you were watching the game. So, yes USA won and now are going to play Ghana and yes I will be drinking and this time have a better time watching this game than the last. USA USA USA USA!!!!!
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